Lingerie Obsessed, Pullitzer Prize Reading Alpha Female

I recently found a report card from first grade and read the remarks from teacher:
-seems to be easily distracted by boys
-good reader
-social leader

So some things haven't changed. Aside from my brief stint in middle school as science olympiad team captain, and a little while (okay, two years) in highschool as an obnoxious autograph giver (hands up if I offered you a copy of my headshot with an autograph and a lipstick kiss on the back), my 15 years or so since first grade has just made me a more amplified version of my 6 year old self.

But really, if you still want an autograph...you know where to find me.