Sunday, December 12, 2010

betrayed by my own stilettos!

Things I learned last night:

5. there's always a way to avoid paying the cover
4. each roommate should carry a key so as to avoid yet another police escort home
3. you should avoid police escorts home whenever possible
2. also avoid sprial staircases while wearing 5'' stilettos
1. if he says he's gay, he probably is
0. if he says he's 35, he really means 50


  1. i forgot about that we were ascending you said "dont look at the screen because you will faint!!"

  2. there were a few times I felt a seizure coming on